Thursday, September 15, 2005

Who knew Ellen was to blame...

If it weren't for the huge number of people who look to this man as a spiritual leader I would laugh.

And I quote:

Pat Robertson on Sunday said that Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of expressing its anger at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences for its selection of Ellen Degeneres to host this year’s Emmy Awards. “By choosing an avowed lesbian for this national event, these Hollywood elites have clearly invited God’s wrath,” Robertson said on “The 700 Club” on Sunday. “Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at Miss Degeneres’ hometown?”Robertson also noted that the last time Degeneres hosted the Emmys, in 2001, the September 11 terrorism attacks took place shortly before the ceremony.
“This is the second time in a row that God has invoked a disaster shortly before lesbian Ellen Degeneres hosted the Emmy Awards,” Robertson explained to his approximately one million viewers. “America is waiting for her to apologize for the death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”
Robertson added that other tragedies of the past several years can be linked to Degeneres’ growing national prominence. September, 2003, for example, is both the month that her talk show debuted and when insurgents first gained a foothold in Iraq following the successful March invasion. “Now we know why things took a turn for the worse,” he explained.
In order to avoid further tragedy, Robertson called not only for the Television Academy to find a new heterosexual host, but to bar all homosexuals and bisexuals from taking part in the ceremony.
He said employees at the Christian Broadcasting Network had put together a list of 283 nominees, presenters, and invited guests at the Emmys known to be of sexually deviant persuasions.
“God already allows one awards show to promote the homosexual agenda,” Robertson declared. “But clearly He will not tolerate such sinful behavior to spread beyond the Tonys.”


Only 283 people? Wow, someone was not really doing their job properly. This is Hollywood folks there are more gay people in 2 square miles than that entire list! On a side note it is nice to know that God likes musicals....maybe he is a FOD? Not that there is ANYTHING wrong with that :)

FOD= Friend of Dorothy. For all you people not up on the homo lingo that means gay.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow..spammed to my Blog...

Anonymous said...

You said lesbian and suddenly it's All Girls All Nude

Pat Robertson is dangerous

Anonymous said...

Hate to be the party pooper, but from what I am reading about this, it was a parody, he didn't actually say it.
But isn't it sad and shows just how far religious right has gone that this was easily accepted as true.
My thoughts... he may not of said it, but I bet he thought it.

Anzi said...

Ellen Degeneres invokes the wrath of God. Right.

I sometimes wonder if God would really like for us to follow Him, wouldn't he think twice about the people he sends here to speak on his behalf?