Christ on a bike

As if screaming babies, cramped(read: NO) leg room, bad stuff loosely described as "food", and a seat that reclines a mere 4 centimeters wasn't bad enough?

Now THIS to make your life that much more enjoyable at 30,000 feet...

I can see it now:

Int. PLANE:
Man:
"WHAT?!...Plane!...I AM ON THE PLANE!"

SMASH CUT TO:

Fusche being escorted off the plane by the burly local constabulary of the destination city. MAN follows behind with blood oozing from his nose holding an icepack to his now blackened eye.


FADE